Software engineer from the UK, studying CS @ UBC. I like building things that are actually useful.
🤖 I built a GitHub Actions workflow that uses the Claude AI API to automatically update this profile every day — the greeting, market snapshot, and commit roast below are all AI-generated and refresh automatically.
taxscout-api — REST API for scraping HMRC tax data on behalf of accountancy clients. Supports Corporation Tax, Self Assessment, PAYE, and VAT.
Midweek momentum! 🚀 Debugging like a detective and shipping features like it's Friday ✨
| Index | Price | Day |
|---|---|---|
| S&P 500 | 7,259.22 | 🟢 +0.81% |
| NASDAQ | 25,326.13 | 🟢 +1.03% |
| Dow | 49,298.25 | 🟢 +0.73% |
| FTSE 100 | 10,434.68 | 🟢 +2.10% |
My code commits are more stable than today's markets, but at least the NASDAQ's +1.03% beats my test coverage percentage.
Latest headlines:
- Airlines cut 13,000 flights in May as jet fuel prices soar
- Next to hike prices by up to 8% outside Europe due to Iran war costs
- Oil prices ease as US pauses Project Freedom to seek deal with Iran
Your commit history reads like a Jekyll and Hyde story where you oscillate between actually caring about your code and phoning it in so hard that "Boom Done" makes your three "Initial commit" messages look like Shakespeare.